Welcome to Loserdom!
Hello loser! One thing you need to get through that thick asshole skull of yours is YOU ARE PATHETIC and need guidance in completely accepting your loserdom! This assignment includes bitch mantras and a change in your porn viewing habits to bring you closer to accepting your 24/7 bitch boy status! I will help you adopt a regime that will help reinforce total loser like behaviour, so that there will be no going back!